GRAND PRIX REMIX

AFTER HAVING MY FILL. I HEAR NOISE UNDER MY BED.

2006-02-23T01:28:00.000+02:00

AFTER HAVING MY FILL. I HEAR NOISE UNDER MY BED.

Consumer Logic Visual Product – more!
The best employee of the month individualism hooks up with the fauve – pop - american hiperrealism tradition.
A painting with everything that’s good for your cultural health.

Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog). Photo: CATALIN RULEA Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version ), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004. Medium: Acrylic & oil on canvas Size: 120 x 110 x 3 cm Year: 2004

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ALL THE LIGHT-BULBS ARE YELLOW

2006-02-23T01:22:00.000+02:00

ALL THE LIGHT-BULBS ARE YELLOW
More Gulf Clubbing! – visual product.
A man with a hat destroying all the available light sources with a long, straight tool having a metal ending.
Visually speaking this means that a low-concept technique is always used for health-related reasons.
Virtual art collector materializes in front of his favorite VR Gallery.

Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog). Photo: CATALIN RULEA Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version ), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004. Medium: Acrylic & oil on canvas Size: 120 x 110 x 3 cm Year: 2004

BLUE SKIES OVERHEAD WITH GREAT HUNGER UNDERNEATH

2006-02-23T01:19:00.000+02:00

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BLUE SKIES OVERHEAD WITH GREAT HUNGER UNDERNEATH
Ivy League Educational Product – Oval Bureau version.
Homeless bum, actually a dharma guru teaches roadside politics.
Proletkult dynamics mixed with CBGB attitude.

Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog). Photo: CATALIN RULEA Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version ), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004. Medium: Acrylic & oil on canvas Size: 120 x 110 x 3 cm Year: 2004

CHIPMUNKS KEEP AN EYE ON ME SOMETIMES

2006-02-23T01:17:00.000+02:00

CHIPMUNKS KEEP AN EYE ON ME SOMETIMES
GPS Road Movie product – the CGI version.
Ready made Ice Age FX with top of the art upholstery.
The perfect combination of soothing functionalism spiced with hyper-realist prehistoric household pets.

Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog). Photo: CATALIN RULEA Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version ), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004. Medium: Acrylic & oil on canvas Size: 120 x 110 x 3 cm Year: 2004

EATING MEETING

2006-02-23T01:15:00.000+02:00

EATING MEETING
Dinner Party product – the free bar tour version.
A free meal of post-impressionist deep fried canvas with high-fiber content.
The last intake before the post-global takeover.

Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog). Photo: CATALIN RULEA Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version ), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004. Medium: Acrylic & oil on canvas Size: 120 x 110 x 3 cm Year: 2004

FROM TIME TO TIME CARS GET GREEN

2006-02-23T01:10:00.000+02:00

FROM TIME TO TIME CARS GET GREEN.
Visual Border Town Product – happy peons version.
A stylistic remix after abstract expressionism lingering in corporate bureau’s owned by the Californian Orange Farm lords with green card constructivism in the mix.

Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog). Photo: CATALIN RULEA Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version ), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004. Medium: Acrylic & oil on canvas Size: 120 x 110 x 3 cm Year: 2004

GOTTA BE OUTA HERE. TREBUIE SA PLEC. POATE MA REPET

2006-02-23T01:01:00.000+02:00

GOTTA BE OUTA HERE. TREBUIE SA PLEC. POATE MA REPET
Subway Terminal Product – the full stop version.
Contemporary jay-walking trough the
inverted value system.
Keg-drinking, chain-smoking androgynous art critic get’s wicked.

Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog). Photo: CATALIN RULEA Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version ), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004. Medium: Acrylic & oil on canvas Size: 120 x 110 x 3 cm Year: 2004

GRAND PRIX REMIX

2006-02-23T00:56:00.000+02:00

GRAND PRIX REMIX
Visual family & Friends Collection Product – for a motorbike owner.
A thanx to:

Giuglan, Neagu, Stefanica, Angela, Emil, Gorzo, Raluca, Bubu, Gelu, Natalia, Mircan, Jenia, Pepi, Luca, Mircea, Viana, Megatronu’, Popescu, Roolytoons, Anca, Guta, Alina, Floe 26, Mami, Anastasia, Szobotka, Ruxx, Oro, Marcel, Luminita, Chelu, Stoicescu, Virgil, Doamna Cocolici, Cami remix.

Go baby go!

I DO LIKE GREEN BUT GREEN IS SPARSE THESE DAYS . SINT ZILE CIND IMI PLACE VERDE. SI NU E NICAIERI

2006-02-23T00:43:00.000+02:00

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I DO LIKE GREEN BUT GREEN IS SPARSE THESE DAYS . SINT ZILE CIND IMI PLACE VERDE. SI NU E NICAIERI
Tijuana Tourism Board Product.
The Big Apple high-rise gets a chance South of
Phoenix, Arizona.
The Pueblo art collective recovers lost ground against their mortal enemies – the Cobra movement.

Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog). Photo: CATALIN RULEA Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version ), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004. Medium: Acrylic & oil on canvas Size: 120 x 110 x 3 cm Year: 2004

LOST IN TRUCKER’S PARADISE

2006-02-23T00:38:00.000+02:00

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LOST IN TRUCKER’S PARADISE
Trucker’s Home Product.
Keep on trucking out of the Feminist Hell into the Love Motels.
Action painting on the Lost Highway going back to the modernist whole-sale markets; dodgy interpretations on the Learning Channel.

MY EYESIGHT IS GETTING BETTER

2006-02-23T00:33:00.000+02:00

MY EYESIGHT IS GETTING BETTER
Flashy Visual Product – for the PR person.
Pink Cadillac gestualism meets insectoid gliders attack!
It’s the best of movie-land with a bit of fruity, heat-resistant, downtown situationism.

Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog). Photo: CATALIN RULEA Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version ), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004. Medium: Acrylic & oil on canvas Size: 120 x 110 x 3 cm Year: 2004

PUSH THE BUTTON! START RECORDING! BUTONEAZA, BUTONEAZA, CA CEVA TOT O SA RAMINA.

2006-02-23T00:30:00.000+02:00

PUSH THE BUTTON! START RECORDING! BUTONEAZA, BUTONEAZA, CA CEVA TOT O SA RAMINA.
Emmerich’s 4th of July – home broadcasting version.
A suprematist remix after 48 hours of non-stop TV experience.
The red-eye after-effects taking over the Central Processing Unit.
Cinemascope carnival remix after Bahtin.

Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog).

Photo: CATALIN RULEA

Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004.

Medium: Acrylic on canvas

Size: 55 x 60 x 2 cm

Year: 2004

SOME DAYS I’M A COUCH LOVER

2006-02-23T00:25:00.000+02:00

SOME DAYS I’M A COUCH LOVER
Interior Beauty Product – luxurious household version.
Modernist city penthouse mix with a cat.
The best example of interior design magical realism in today’s summer-houses.

Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog).

Photo: CATALIN RULEA

Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004.

Medium: Acrylic on canvas

Size: 55 x 60 x 2 cm

Year: 2004

SOMETIMES AFTER THE RAIN, WATER POODLES ARE TOO BIG

2006-02-23T00:23:00.000+02:00

SOMETIMES AFTER THE RAIN, WATER POODLES ARE TOO BIG
Zapatista on a bicycle riding to catch the fishing season in Acapulco.
From a curatorial viewpoint Romanian Neo-Mexicanism is the hottest trend.
Strong colors, hot moods, fat sub-bass and tequila take care of the rest.
Universidad de Guadalajara rulez!
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Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog).
Photo: CATALIN RULEA
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Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004.
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Medium: Acrylic on canvas
Size: 55 x 60 x 2 cm
Year: 2004

SOMETIMES ALL AROUND ME FEELS LIKE WEDNESDAY

2006-02-23T00:20:00.000+02:00

SOMETIMES ALL AROUND ME FEELS LIKE WEDNESDAY .
Vincent Van Gogh Russian catalog copy with a little twist – always good for an anniversary
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Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog).

Photo: CATALIN RULEA

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Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004.

Medium: Oil on canvas

Size: 150 x 100 x 3 cm

Year: 2004

SOMETIMES I MISS THE BUS. SINT ZILE CIND SCAP AUTOBUZUL

2006-02-23T00:18:00.000+02:00

SOMETIMES I MISS THE BUS. SINT ZILE CIND SCAP AUTOBUZUL.
Visual Consumer Product – home friendly version.
Downtown Manhattan, Santa Fe palms, Brooklyn water tanks, I.M.G.B. metallic structure, man with a hat(we will talk about that later) and a Piata Sudului School bus remix.
Stylistically speaking it’s about subway freezine aesthetics, popneodada, infrared vision and German neo-expressionism (that’s a bit over the top), applied on a sudden cargo-cult mood.
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Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog).
Photo: CATALIN RULEA
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Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004.
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Medium: Acrylic on canvas
Size: 55 x 60 x 2 cm
Year: 2004

SOMETIMES I SPELL IT RIGHT

2006-02-23T00:15:00.000+02:00

SOMETIMES I SPELL IT RIGHT
Neon Light Chowder – primary colors advert.
Traffic-light formalism with street corner semiotics gets the golden treatment.
Billboard serialism is taking a U-turn.
Passengers ask for the next stylistic bus-station.
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Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog).
Photo: CATALIN RULEA
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Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004.
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Medium: Acrylic on canvas
Size: 55 x 60 x 2 cm
Year: 2004

SOMETIMES I THINK MAUVE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME

2006-02-23T00:12:00.000+02:00

SOMETIMES I THINK MAUVE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME.

Visual Shampoo Consumer Product – mid city shower version.
The Woody Allen finally gets rid of the Oedipal complex in the Sonora Desert with a vision by Carlos Castaneda after eating peyotl planted by the NY City Council on the 5th Avenue for aesthetic purposes remix.

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Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog).

Photo: CATALIN RULEA

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Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004.

Medium: Acrylic & oil on canvas

Size: 55 x 60 x 2 cm

Year: 2004

THE BIKE NEVER RESTS

2006-02-23T00:10:00.000+02:00

THE BIKE NEVER RESTS
Chrome-plated Visual Product – let it shine!

Hot rod dynamics bound for the next futurist parking lot.
Translucid cityscape with Sonny Barger Harley Davidson conceptualism.
Showing the styllistic difference between the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club and the American Motorcycle Association.

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Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog).

Photo: CATALIN RULEA

Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004.

Medium: Acrylic on canvas

Size: 120 x 110 x 3 cm

Year: 2004

THESE HORSES DO NOT MOVE UP AND DOWN

2006-02-23T00:07:00.000+02:00

THESE HORSES DO NOT MOVE UP AND DOWN
Horsepower Consumer Goods – childhood memories.
National Velvet jockey with Liz takes a hayride with Merry-go-round romanticism.
Impressionist technique is matched only by the standing ovations.
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Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog).
Photo: CATALIN RULEA
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Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004.
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Medium: Acrylic on canvas
Size: 120 x 110 x 3 cm
Year: 2004

THEY WHERE WAITING FOR ME

2006-02-23T00:02:00.000+02:00

THEY WHERE WAITING FOR ME
Gangland is cool – doggy dog vision.

Prohibition era art deco with a touch of Flemish city after dark, when they bust the joint.
Mexican tacos spiced with Chilly surrealism.

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Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog).

Photo: CATALIN RULEA

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Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004.

Medium: Acrylic on canvas

Size: 120 x 110 x 3 cm

Year: 2004

TRAVEL CHANNEL SAMBA SI TRABAJO NO

2006-02-22T23:58:00.000+02:00

TRAVEL CHANNEL SAMBA SI TRABAJO NO
Pacific Guadalajara Vision – sea resort thirdworldism.
Mariachi op art with a hammock attitude.
Global relaxation in blue with sun-tanned gestaltism.

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Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog).

Photo: CATALIN RULEA

Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004.

Medium: Acrylic on canvas

Size: 110 x 120 x 3 cm

Year: 2004

WHEREVER I GO I FEEL LUCKY

2006-02-22T23:56:00.000+02:00

WHEREVER I GO I FEEL LUCKY
Instant Inner Light & Happiness and other FX.
Naboo Neo-Byzantinism with contemporary visions of Latino role-models.
Illegal Emigrants mannerisms keep the juice flowing.
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Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog).
Photo: CATALIN RULEA
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Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004.
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Medium: Acrylic on canvas
Size: 120 x 110 x 3 cm
Year: 2004

SOMETIMES CONTRADICTIONS CHILL OUT IN THE PARKING LOT

2006-02-22T23:53:00.000+02:00

SOMETIMES CONTRADICTIONS CHILL OUT IN THE PARKING LOT. Visual Consumer Product – bad trip in Las Vegas/Nick Cage version.
Hot remix featuring the Time Square with being broke in front of the Flamingo Hotel, Las Vegas/ Nevada.

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Text: STEFAN TIRON (from GRAND PRIX REMIX exhibition catalog).

Photo: CATALIN RULEA

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Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004.

Medium: Acrylic on canvas

Size: 55 x 60 x 2 cm

Year: 2004

WRONG TRAFFICATOR

2006-02-22T23:49:00.000+02:00

WRONG TRAFFICATOR
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Photo: CATALIN RULEA
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Grand Prix Remix (Visual Shampoo Consumer Product _ mid city shower version), curator Stefan Tiron, National Museum of Contemporary Art, Etaj 3/4 Gallery, Bucharest, Romania, 2004.
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Medium: Acrylic & oil on canvas
Size: 120 x 110 x 3 cm
Year: 2004